Wistfulness

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

12/5/10

I feel sick. Again.
Must be History Cancer.
The bad History cells are attacking my brain.
Let's use Science and a little of Maths to explain this.
Well, the format, at least.

Let the victim be a male.
Firstly, they start from the eyes, where the History viruses attack the eyes and start to blur the victim's vision. It also makes his eyes itchy.
Then, when the victim closes his eyes and rubs them, the History cells then use diffusion to travel to the nerve cells which connect the eyes to the brain.
When it reaches the nerve cells, it starts diffusing through each cell at rapid speeds, moving from the previous cell, where the concentration is lower, to the next cell, where the concentration is higher.
When it finally reaches the brain, it starts to spread within the brain as the brain churns with its brain juice.
The History cells then stick to the brain juice easily as the brain juice contains a substance similar to haemoglobin, lameoglobin.
The left part of the brain shivers and forces the Historyated brain juice out of the brain through the nerves.
The nerve cells then travel around the body, and collects deHistoryated brain juice.
This is called Brain Systematic Circulation.
DeHistoryated brain juice from the body then travels through the nerves and into the right part of the brain.
This is called Brain Pulmonary Circulation.
After this, the whole body is affected with History Cancer.
It takes just a few seconds for this to happen.

Okay, this fails. I should edit it when my mind is clearer.