I just scared my helper.
She was sleeping, when she heard some noises.
And then she woke up, turned, and got a huge shock.
I was standing beside the dustbin, drinking Yakult, in my white shirt, white shorts and my hair let down.
And, as you can probably imagine, I looked like a ghost.
My helper was really freaking out until I turned and she saw me.
I guess this is retribution for her scaring me earlier this evening.
She had taken out the crabs.
And they were blue and white.
They seriously looked really freaky.
What happened was, she called me, and then I went in.
And the first thing I saw were the crabs.
And then I got a shock.
Oh well. I always knew the people in my house were retarded.
This would exclude me, of course.
Or, maybe not.