Wistfulness

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Okay, time for my dream.
Before this, I think I need a warning label.

WARNING: If you happen to feel strange in any way when reading the upcoming weird dream, please close the browser, run to the shower, and spray yourself. Then, head to the kitchen and drink herbal tea. Do not touch anything else until you have drunk the herbal tea. Thankfully, no one has died in the process, and the dream will never not not not not not come true. The content is appropriate for ages 99 2 and above, for the reasons that one might become extremely weird.

Okay, I think we can start!
Please remember that everything that I wrote here, no matter how weird or crazy it seems, is what had happened in my dream. I did NOT write them wrongly.

So, I just realised that this is the first time where there's dialog!
Well, the first of my recent weird dreams.
Anyway, the main character in the story is Shasha.
And I'm viewing the thing in a 3rd person view.
Yay~
Okay moving on.

Shasha was sitting on a white chair, having tea in her garden.
Yes, her garden.
She was in a foreign country, something like London.
She lived in a mansion, was the daughter of a noble, and was having afternoon tea by herself.
She was reading a book, and sipping tea, when she saw...
Wait. I should describe how she looked like.
It was... entertainingly amusing.
She wore a light pink Victorian dress with white laces.
It was made of the finest and most expensive silk in the world.
And it was tailor-made.
She had let down her hair, and wore a huge pink bow that tied a little of her hair.
She wore white high heels, and stockings.
And no, this wasn't through my observation.
I just... know.
Moving on.
She was reading a book, and sipping tea, when she saw...
A kangaroo.
It looked at her keenly, and she did likewise.
Then, it hopped off.
When it turned around, she noticed that it was carrying a haversack.
Curious, she decided to follow it.
It went into a forest, through many winding paths, bushes, trees and lollipops.
Occasionally, it would stop hopping forward and look back, as though waiting for Shasha to catch up.
Then, finally, after Shasha had pushed aside the last paper tree, she saw a huge crevice.
Then, the kangaroo joey jumped in.
And so did Shasha.
It was as though some force was pulling her in.
Anyway, inside, it was pitch black, except for the glowing kangaroo joey.
And then, it started transforming.
"What? Kangaroo Joey is transforming! TRANSFORMERS: OBJECTS IN DISGUISE. *Pii pii pii* Congratulations! Council Senior Kangaroo I has transformed to Lim Jae Young!"
Yes, that seriously happened.
It was said in Professor Oak's voice.
Then, just when the transformation had completed, Jae Young and Shasha levitated for a while, and then landed softly.
Then, the whole place lit up, and it looked like a normal room with my dining table.
Jae Young with kangaroo ears walked towards the wall, and then started shrinking.
By the time she had reached the wall, she was so small, she managed go through the tiny mouse door hole.
Then, Shasha was left alone.
"Uhm... Hello? Is anyone there? How do I go back?"
She started looking around, and then suddenly, on the table, a cup of tea appeared.
With a warning label that was written so small, it was practically impossible to read without a magnifying glass.
On it, there was a post-it note.
'DRINK ME TO CONTINUE.'
So she did.
And then collapsed.
***
When Shasha woke up, she found herself staring at the mouse door hole.
Her first thought was that the door had enlarged.
Then, she realised that it was her that had become tiny, because the room looked huge and endless.
She then went through the door, in hopes of returning to her afternoon tea with chocolate cake and sugar-coated sweet bunnies.
Oh gosh that made me really hungry.
Okay anyway, when she went through, she realised that she was in Toy World.
More specifically, Central Town of Toy World.
All around her were toys.
And they were alive!
She started wondering around, ignoring everyone's amazed or shocked expressions towards here.
Then, she saw Prim at a certain stall.
"Tracking pills! Tracking pills! Come and get your tracking pills! Track down anyone in this world, even in the other areas! Tracking pills!"
And she kept on repeating herself.
Shasha walked up to her, partly because she was interested in the tracking pills, and partly because it was Prim.
At last, she found someone that she recognised.
But as she got closer, she noticed that Prim was actually a stuffed toy.
A life-size doll!
Anyway, that didn't bother Shasha much, as she had gotten used to the weird things happening around her.
She just assumed that this was a dream, and that she was probably influenced by Evelyn's weird dreams.
Anyway, she went up to Prim.
"Wow. Can these really find anyone?"
"Yes, definitely! Do you want to get some, ma'am? You can get a special offer for being human! ...You ARE human, right?"

Shocked, Shasha nodded her head.
Prim didn't seem to recognise her at all.
"So! Do you want to have some?"
"Sure, I guess. I have no money though. What can I do in return for it?"
"I suppose you could do me a favour. If you happen to see Council Kangaroo Joey Rank VII Hadassah, could you pass her this?"
"I guess so. Thanks for the tracking pills."

Prim handed Shasha a letter.
Although Shasha had no idea what "Council Kangaroo Joey Rank VII" meant, she assumed that she would recognise Hadassah.
Prim-doll taught Shasha how to use the tracking pills, and Shasha then decided to track down Jae Young.
"Oh dear pill, allow me to seek out Lim Jae Young the Kangaroo!"
And with a flash of light, she teleported to Jae Young.
She found herself in the Castle of Clubs, in the Land of Clubs.
Jae Young was standing in front of her, with a kangaroo joey, which was short and thin.
Then, it transformed!
"What? Council Kangaroo Joey Rank VII is transforming! TRANSFORMERS: OBJECTS IN DISGUISE. *Pii pii pii* Congratulations! Council Kangaroo Joey Rank VII has transformed to Hadassah Chew!"
Then, treating as though it were a norm, Jae Young asked the shocked Shasha a question.
"Yes, what do you want with me, human?"
"I want some explanations. Why am I here?"
"I don't know too. I was just assigned to bring you here. For now, just enjoy the world. Shall we give you a tour?"
"Sure. Oh, I have something for Hadassah."

Shasha handed the letter to Hadassah with small kangaroo ears.
Hadassah opened it, and immediately, she turned into a stuffed toy.
"Congratulations! You are now a stuffed toy. Enjoy your new form! Thisisatemporaryeffectandwillonlylastfor2hours."
That was said in Prim's voice.
Shasha looked horrified, Hadassah looked angry, while Jae Young just shrugged.
"I shall explain things on the way. We are going to meet Mother Kangaroo."
As they walked, Jae Young explained about the World.
Should I type this out? Its quite long.
Yeah I think I should.
Okay, here goes.
"This world has 3 main continents: the Peace Areas, the Uncharted Area, and the Dread Area. The Peace Area, where you are currently at, is comprised of 4 main areas: Toy World, Land of Clubs, Cloth Factory and Harmony Park. Toy World is owned by The Stuffer, Jimin. There, all sorts of toys work and live there. Land of Clubs is owned by our great Mother Kangaroo, Jolene. Here, all kangaroos and kangaroo joeys live and work here. Cloth Factory is owned by the Crazy Clother, Grace. There, many cloth workers taking on the shape of humans work and live there. Toy World produces our entertainment, toys and other goods. Cloth Factory provides everyone with the necessary clothes and accessories. Land of Clubs controls the central affairs, governing over the World. However, as much as it seems, the three heads of each area are equally important, but they do not hold the highest positions. The highest of them all would be the owner of Harmony Park, the Weird Alien, Evelyn. She basically owns the World, but that comes with a high price. She watches over the whole World, ensuring safety for everyone. She knows all, sees all. Thus, she is normally busy all the time. All 4 areas have to work together for peace. Without one, we will fall to the Dread Area."
"What about me? Why am I here?"
"I don't know, but we hardly get human visitors. There are times when creatures from the Uncharted Area come to visit, but none are human. Each time a Human visitor comes, it is a sign that something is going to happen, that will change the whole World. Let's hope that this time, its not true. We have reached Mother Kangaroo's office. Take note to call her either Mother Kangaroo, or Queen. Do not address her by her name, unless she allows you to, or she will get annoyed."

Shasha nodded, and entered.
"Hello, dearest Human. Welcome to Land of Clubs. I'm sure Jae Young has already briefed you about the World, so I shall skip that. When I heard of news that a Human has come on our lands, I was really excited to meet you. Come, sit down, and we'll chat."
Mother Kangaroo was... just a normal Jolene there, with, unlike Jae Young Kangaroo and Hadassah Plush Kangaroo, a kangaroo tail, a front pouch and kangaroo ears.
She was still her normal height.
Shasha went forward, and sat down.
After sipping tea for a while, Jolene started giving Shasha a tour around Land of Clubs.
Everywhere, there were kangaroos. They were all sorts of things: running errands, writing notes, typing on the computer, and the list goes on.
Jolene explained to Shasha more about Land of Clubs on the way.
"Land of Clubs is where all kangaroos reside. Each and every kangaroo has a different rank, which determines their work. All kangaroos start work at the age of 7. Kangaroo Joey X is the lowest rank. These are normally the newcomers. The highest that one can go, apart from the Kangaroo Council, would be Kangaroo I. The cream of the crop would be the members of the Kangaroo Council. Hadassah would be a Council Kangaroo Joey Rank VII, as she is still quite new to the Council. Jae Young is a Council Senior Kangaroo Rank I, the cream of the crop. I actually plan on making her my next Left Hand Kangaroo, since my current one, Izzati, is leaving. But that is yet to be known."
Just then, the bell rang, and the Sun started rising.
Shasha didn't even notice it, but it had been night time.
"The night is over, and it is time for you to spend your day in Cloth Factory, with the Crazy Clother. She will explain to you more about the World, and about her area. Although the time that we had spent together was short, I'm certain that we will meet again. I have enjoyed it, Human. Goodbye."
And with a wave of Jolene's hand, Jae Young in Kangaroo form appeared, and escorted Shasha to the Castle gates.
"You are to explore from here on. Just follow the signs to lead you to Cloth Factory. Its hard to get lost here, although some actually do. Good bye."


Okay, my dream ended here. But before it did, the big "TO BE CONTINUED..." signed showed.
And then the Ending Song actually appeared.
It was just a scene of everyone in their... costumes? And we were doing all sorts of weird stuff. The music was Nocturne pour Tamaki.
Yeah, I'm very certain that I'll continue this dream tonight.
Its like an episode thing.
I can't wait to sleep now.

By the way, excluding this sentence, I've written 1996 words! My birth year~
Okay fine, its 3 sentences, including this.